Two individuals are walking down a supermarket store aisle and talking to one another.
A: "Do you think Aunt Beru was happy? Living on a desert planet and being a moisture farmer".
B: "Farming is a good lifestyle. Even living on a criminal planet and married into the Skywalker family". I think she was content with her life and happily married. She grew up a farmers daughter so she knew what was in store. She didn't have wanderlust like her nephew in-law."
A: "Do you think she put up a fight when the Stormtroopers arrived?"
B: "I doubt it."
A: "I think a fight ensued. A hoe was picked up and at least waved in the air."
B: "A hoe?"
A: "Farmers are always picking up tools and using it as a weapon."
B: "Even moisture farmers?"
A: "Even moisture farmers. I don't understand the concept of moisture farming but I'm sure gardening tools of all sorts were used to farm. Maybe it is like hydroponics? "
B: "Tatooine is a rough planet. Aunt Beru grew up there, she would know how to throw down during an attack".
A: "The next altercation I get into I'm yelling "For Aunt Beru"."
B: "I seriously hope to be there for that".
A: "It would be even better if whomever I am fighting is wearing an Evil Empire shirt".
B: "Evil like the Yankees?"
A: "You know me so well. I don't think Luke had wanderlust. I think Obi-Wan implanted thoughts into his head...
B: "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien. Pantomine a top spinning.
Maybe Saito was hanging out in Luke's head and you could understand what he was saying."
A: "I also think the Empire would have brought in an extractor and ninjas would attack Obi-Wan within Luke's subconscious."
B: "Ninjas why does it always have to be ninjas? Obi-Wan would have survived a ninja attack."
A: "Maybe Darth Maul would be in the subconscious fighting Obi-Wan?"
B: "Are light sabers allowed in the subconscious?"
A: "You haven't had a light saber dream before?"
