Take One: "You are the only one I know who eats garlic bread for breakfast", he says to her.
"At least you know I'm not a vampire", she replies.
"I think that is a myth. Nothing defeats a vampire except a plant."
"It's good to know the indestructible can be destructible".
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Take Two: "You are the only one I know who eats garlic bread for breakfast", she says to him.
"At least you know I'm not a vampire", he replies.
"Yeah, a vampire would never cheat on me", she replies back.
He slams his hand on top of the wooden counter top. A stoppage of time precedes the battle that will ensue. That is when I notice the speaks of dust floating in the air. The Noon light exposed from the windows high above. Unmasking the shadows. A barrage of words and anger flows from his lips.