v1: Me I’m self-involved no one
can tell me otherwise
Selfie sticks match the outfit
likes retweets sing my (sweet) lullabies
I need your adoration, I need to
be viral
self-esteem unworthy requiring
disciples
life through fingertips and
double click zoom
becoming Flat Stanley in costume
v2: The sheep, the machines crown
me your royalty
Jill the 69 princess losing reality
look at, look at, look at what I
can do
as if I was three and needed you
to tie my shoe
priorities are to be overexposed
to show my worth, to show my
bones
v3: Cheese! me in the morning, me
at night
with the right filter, right blur
something doesn’t appear right (what happened to your elbow?)
muffins can’t be an anti-social cat
anymore
come here kitty, up your social
media score (meow)
keyboard collective deems you a monet
trolls corner you hashtaged passé
Chorus: Photoshop prowess, bad
grammer and spelling
hieroglyphic emoticons completely
draining
social norms sinking lower and
lower
inflate my ego, inflate my pride
how do I get off this godforsaken
ride?
(break:) Greed, power, fomo, lies
v4: The things we could get away
with without it being circulated
youthful transgressions now a new
job terminated
swipe, tagged, pod, upload, meme
tiger’s blood evoke Charlie Sheen
what happened to the young maiden
and distinguished warrior?
ancestors look at first world
problems with horror
v5: latest internet sensation
is secretly an advertiser’s creation
distracting you from big brother manipulation
(not fearful of missing out,) fearful of going out and being ranked reviewed
catepillar doesn't want to leave the cocoon
checked in and checked out
delete your accounts
sad Keanu, just bad timing
smile, shrug and see the silver lining
checked in and checked out
delete your accounts
sad Keanu, just bad timing
smile, shrug and see the silver lining
