Monday, November 30, 2015

'My Friends"

Today the machines will rise and I'll just be listening to RHCP, drinking coffee and reading a romance novel. Amongst other important things. Bill Belichick rounds up his robotic cohorts and discusses the game plan for universal domination. Being the head coach of the Pats was just a warm-up. Resistance truly is futile. Just add this to all the conspiracy stories from Yesterday's game against the Broncos. I forgot to add dressing up in all of my Patriots gear in what I'll also be doing today. Bleep-blop-bleep. Take me to your leader.

  • Ctrl - Alt - Belichick
  • Compute me Belichick
  • Bill Belichick and the robots begin the Cyber-apocalypse

Coming up with an album title. I would write a whole record about Belichick.

Bill Belichick unleashes his most terrifying press conference scowl yet. God Bless that man.

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I thought about buying a cheapo drone and seeing how long it would take me to a: Hurt myself, b: Damage the drone or c: Both a and b. I told my sister this and then a couple of days later I thought of scenario "d": The drone accidentally hurting someone else. The fact that I didn't even think about that scenario initially makes me quite naive. How many times have I seen the commercial where the drones attack, influenced by The Birds movie, a group of people?  I'm either very selfish or I don't think I'm capable of hurting others. I'm going with the glass being half full and choosing the later. Which would suffice for my defense against the dark arts, exhibit A. (Don't ask I just read the Boy Who Lived saga)

I think I would be capable of flying the drone probably 6 feet vertically before freaking out. Would I be able to successfully land the drone safely without damaging the drone? Would I watch Top Gun before my first drone session? Yes.

Cryptic thoughts - Has anyone committed suicide by a drone? God forbid I fly the drone and kill an endemic bird. Are drone injuries a problem from last year and hover board injuries a problem this year? What if I use my hover board while flying a drone.  Use the 3-d printer and construct me a bandage.

Imagine I'm in a isolated meadow learning to fly a drone while Bill Belichick and the robots begin the Cyber-apocalypse. ...Think I found the title for my Belichick album.

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I am 9 and 3 in ff. The Pats are 10-1.