v1: It's a Nakamura weekend down in San Antonio
Saturday he'll defeat Bobby (it'll be glorious)
Sunday he'll enter the rumble
look for me and my sign in the Alamodome
Ichiban!
ska music checkered pants
let's go Sami
I am ready wrote Hideo Itami
Demon King how's the shoulder?
Bálor club show some composure
v2: From the great white north
by the way of Tokyo Japan
Kenny Omega's January
bookend bouts extraordinary
Motörhead plays
The Game slays
Empress ballroom to Senate hearings
crotch chops in the ring how endearing
turkish wolfs too sweets all around, delete
Chorus: Naito, Tanahashi, Okada
Naito, Tanahashi, Okada
a heel will be a heel
a face will be a face
you gotta pay to play, like Linda
to make it in this strange new place
Naito, Tanahashi, Okada
Naito, Tanahashi, Okada
V3: as this week goes on
at least I'll have my dream captured in this song
it's a Nakamura weekend down in San Antonio
Saturday he'll defeat Bobby
Sunday he'll enter the rumble
look for me and my sign in the Alamodome
Ichiban!
v4: but who will win?
the bald guy, the old guy or the old bald guy
he'll have wet hair, good hair or come from Ohio
maybe it'll be Big E's thighs?
Big E's thighs
my oh my Big E's thighs
Roman go and conquer Hollywood
you deserve better
Private plane from Chile, he ain't coming
escort this man right up to the ring and give him the title
*****
'the guy from Atlanta' vs John Cena this is Superbowl 51, part 1
(updated 1/30/17) Oh, darn. None of this happened.
