My goal to tan today is achievable

There is a man in Michigan who didn't want to sit on the same table as someone of Chinese descent. This Christmas I wish for World Peace. I also wish that Michigan Man's DNA test result returns with a percentage of Chinese ancestry. 

I think that in order to achieve World Peace many will have to perish and the economy will be nonexistent. Oh, the irony. 

A great reckoning will soon occur, not at all in connection to World Peace, and I hope you someone find the strength to survive.

Besides the prophecy of catastrophic doom, I'm to have a spot of tea. Merry Christmas.