Saturday, April 18, 2020

last call has an all new meaning and I like this didgeridoo

I wrote a song about life want to hear it? Here it goes.

(v) if it's my time to die Lord, it's my time to die
I will abide death, I will abide
you have no choice says death, you have no choice
swaying to a christian nodal song in the meantime, christian nodal
play it again this song to a billion views
escaping to a better place far away from this disaster
my friend mel sent me a card with a dream catcher on it
is it working, it's working
scrolling through max's discography
no wonder all the songs sound the same

(c) a johnny sins video playing, not that kind of video
hello eerie bike ride through a deserted strip 
I've played this video game before
trees are growing taller and the days are getting shorter
they want the blowhards out in the storm
protesting to go outside, while they hoarded away a month ago
three dollars for a can of tuna on a delivery app
I can see the store from my balcony
crescendo and fanfare, I'll stay inside
I broke a petal, I broke a nail
I broke the fridge now in despair
be like water or summer of george

(v) listening to music I would never listen to
I would rather read a cat trivia comic book than a book
about how life is better now
life is better now, so reinforce it by reading
mountain dew and power through
scratch that dunkin' in times of crisis I dunkin'
poor sam stuck in Hawai'i swinging and missing
porn stars coming back from the dead like taker
McMahon's carnival is on the list
it was always on this list, I just have to reinforce the list
dream catchers and evil eyes
chinese spies lost in the pacific blue
interested to see if they show up to watch the display
tomorrowland black bandana but I want it in pink
black goes with everything

*****
Whilst reading the comments on the Sins video. I came across this one: "belizeguy: This is absolutely scary!  Thanks for documenting it.  We were there in Vegas from March 9 to the 13th (2020).  It was already reducing then, and the Airport was not yet crazy.  Lucky.  My favorite story about the shut down was I think about the Tropicana.  It had not closed its doors in 30 years and no one could find the keys, so a locksmith had to come and help them close down!  "Last Call" has an all new meaning.  What a dick at the Venetian.  I kept looking for you when we walked around.  I had hoped for a fist bump or hello.  No Luck!!"