To the tune of "Beauty school dropout" by Frankie Avalon.
I want a salad
(wants a salad)
but there's ice-cream in the freezer
that isn't a salad
(not a salad)
make due with what you have right now
do I breakdown and call Domino's?
be a traitor to my sister
enjoy my salad with AEW
and she'll kick me in the kisser (superkick party)