I came across a real hippie and I can tell you that isn't me. On the spectrum of hippiehood I'm hippie light. Realistically as Peter Rosenburg would say hippie adjace.
I'm not in my war paint. I was going to wear green today but I thought, "I think the game is on Wednesday". I have to make an appointment to shave my hair. This is the way, 1 way out.
Tuesday, April 23rd: Red Sox v Cleveland. I don't like Cleveland.
Wednesday: Red Sox, Celtics game 2, and Bruins Game 3
Thursday: Red Sox sweep. Positivity Horn. Patriots 3rd pick in the draft "on paper". DON'T TRADE DOWN!
Friday: Red Sox v Chicago. I have lukewarm feelings towards the Cubs. Go Sox nevertheless
Saturday: Red Sox, Celtics game 3, and Bruins Game 4.
Sunday: Red Sox sweep. Pour the Ketchup.
Monday: Celtics Game 4. Please win. Go Celtics!
Tuesday: Red Sox v San Francisco. I don't care about San Francisco which probably means they will win the World Series this year. That blows. Go A's! Bruins Game 5. Go B's. Finish them. Get out of this round alive.