Showing posts with label Tom Brady. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tom Brady. Show all posts
Sunday, January 20, 2019
Sunday, April 1, 2018
B to B cover
The second photo is the cover for book number 5. Book number 4? I don't know what number I'm on right now. I took this picture before Super Bowl LII. That is my bag check ticket. I felt it was a good omen heading into the game.
This book is dedicated to the passengers of United flight 200 who cheered when the SB score was announced. Assholes.
(basic photo removed)
Wednesday, December 13, 2017
12/12
(V1) 12/12 is it Hanukkah, yet?
it is this year
12/12 is it Diwali, yet?
that was a month ago
12/12 is it Kwanzaa, yet?
that's at the end of the month
12/12 is the day of Tom Brady
the 5th is the day of the ninja
the 9th is Christmas card day
on the 12th we celebrate the man who paved the way
Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. born August 3, 1977
in San Mateo, Californi-ey
he grew to dominate
we grew to celebrate
on the 12th Randy tweeted t.h.t.s my quarterback
(Chorus) roger that
thank you, Tom Brady, thank you
Obrigada (or Obrigado), Tom Brady, Obrigada
sit back with your family and enjoy all the avocados
(V2) what happens at 12:12 12/12?
when bleeping greatness occurs
the man, myth, machine exists
drowning out the absurb
sent a Brady GIF to @advil
go pats text to Erin
cake this time next year and I ain't sharing
not worried about Miami
because it's on to Pittsburgh with Gronk in tow
do your job and finish this year with a W in the Super Bowl
(chorus) roger that
thank you, Tom Brady, thank you
Obrigada, Tom Brady, Obrigada
sit back with your family and enjoy all the avocados
***
Excellent. I always wanted to write a holiday song.
I want to write: "You're my Mr. Roboto, enjoy all the avocados" but I don't think Styx would like that.
My Mom went to give a high five to my niece, her granddaughter, and my niece turned and left her hanging. I said, "this is perfect for Tom Brady day".
If you like this song? Let's get a Tom Brady statue built in San Mateo. I want him depicted like Botticelli's Venus coming out of an avocado and with more clothes on.
updated 12/20/17. Between Brady, Ortiz and every Boston sports athlete it's as if God has heard all of New England's prayers. He has seen all the church candles burning. I'll be praying some more.
it is this year
12/12 is it Diwali, yet?
that was a month ago
12/12 is it Kwanzaa, yet?
that's at the end of the month
12/12 is the day of Tom Brady
the 5th is the day of the ninja
the 9th is Christmas card day
on the 12th we celebrate the man who paved the way
Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. born August 3, 1977
in San Mateo, Californi-ey
he grew to dominate
we grew to celebrate
on the 12th Randy tweeted t.h.t.s my quarterback
(Chorus) roger that
thank you, Tom Brady, thank you
Obrigada (or Obrigado), Tom Brady, Obrigada
sit back with your family and enjoy all the avocados
(V2) what happens at 12:12 12/12?
when bleeping greatness occurs
the man, myth, machine exists
drowning out the absurb
sent a Brady GIF to @advil
go pats text to Erin
cake this time next year and I ain't sharing
not worried about Miami
because it's on to Pittsburgh with Gronk in tow
do your job and finish this year with a W in the Super Bowl
(chorus) roger that
thank you, Tom Brady, thank you
Obrigada, Tom Brady, Obrigada
sit back with your family and enjoy all the avocados
***
Excellent. I always wanted to write a holiday song.
I want to write: "You're my Mr. Roboto, enjoy all the avocados" but I don't think Styx would like that.
My Mom went to give a high five to my niece, her granddaughter, and my niece turned and left her hanging. I said, "this is perfect for Tom Brady day".
If you like this song? Let's get a Tom Brady statue built in San Mateo. I want him depicted like Botticelli's Venus coming out of an avocado and with more clothes on.
updated 12/20/17. Between Brady, Ortiz and every Boston sports athlete it's as if God has heard all of New England's prayers. He has seen all the church candles burning. I'll be praying some more.
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