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A bastard of a bastard
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10 plus years of not cooking rice
I once told the tall tale of burning rice in a rice cooker.  When I see a commercial for "Worst Cooks in..." it makes me cringe.  A joke that went too far, I just wanted a laugh and now I'm associated with a foolish thought.  I am cooking rice for the first time in a decade, as far as my recollection goes. As far as I can tell, it looks good to me.  It's not burned I can tell you that.  I think it is white rice and that grosses me out a bit.