The one without poetry is unfiltered.
Tengo un problema pastel
a work in progress.
Chorus: tengo un problema pastel
tengo un problema pastel
how do you solve a problema pastel?
how do you say no to pastel?
calories, calories deadly diabetes
oh, sugar what did you do to me?
I'll figure this out later...
Later being 9.7.16
In August I said adieu to pie
which lasted two weeks and then I broke down, broke down
Lemon meringue on a Saturday
Sweet Potato on a Sunday it went with the fried chicken
Coconut custard Monday
Peach Tuesday
Sugar free peach on a Thursday
and Pumpkin
Oh, sweet pumpkin on a Friday in September
right around Labor Day
Pumpkin marked the beginning of Fall
not to mention a slice of red velvet cake and brownies from a church fundraiser
The brownies were justifiable
The rest not so much
Chorus: I don't eat pie like a normal person
Verse 2: I can still taste that meringue
and that memory will have to get my through...
Wha? I can't eat pie until November?
well, that won't last
I have a blueberry pie calling my name
sometime in October
When the Red Sox claim the pennant
I won't hold my breathe, Go Sox
If those Giants swoop in on the Dodgers I'm going to need therapy
or is cherry a more desirable pie for the Red Sox?
Is cranberry pie a thing? When I think of Massachusetts I think of cranberry bogs like in the commercial
