I Assure You; We're All Dead!

now go and play hockey on the roof.
inspired by Clerks, 1994

Listening to TESD #300. Thanks, guys. Thanks for the yuk yuks, triggers and Sunday Jeff. "We live in the greatest era for nonsense." - Walt F.  TESD: 154 Olympic Sellouts.

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Looks to the left and to the post below. I certainly have a thing for palm trees (plants in general), sunlight and flares. So what? (So what? Who cares? - Joy Behar) It's my thing. I've had this modus operandi since junior high.

Be sandwich crazy

Listening to What Say You episode 52-54 and SModcast 324: More Mallrats and The Belt Buckle Bonanza. 

"Grow up, what the (swear word)."

Smodcast 309: Requiem for a Walrus: If you don't (swear word) like it then don't watch it. Movies are liked and disliked. And it's like if you can't go into this movie with this sense of like you don't...or it might not be your cup of tea. It's like it's not somebody going into Steel Magnolias and they stitch Julia Roberts into a walrus suit...yeah then you want your money back". - Scott Mosier

Away We Go

When I saw this poker table pic. I thought to myself, "This one for sure". It's been 10 years since I've been around a Vegas poker table. I'm listening to ep. 100 of I Sell Comics, Ming and Mike are podding on a Secret Stash poker table & I wanted to use a B. background that I've never used before. So here we are.

I bought my name dot com. In this world of overexposure shallow media, I feel that a sea change will occur. 

JERRY: You know chicken salad is not the opposite of tuna, salmon is the opposite of tuna, 'cuz salmon swim against the current, (hand motion of the salmon swimming against the current) and the tuna swim with it. (hand motion of the tuna swimming with it)

GEORGE: (annoyed) Good for the tuna.

Once your "voice" is crushed by bullies, property robbed by thieves and self-imagery altered - what is left to occur? Disinformation or Radio Silence? I read an article on how everyone is performing all of the time. I am tired of performing. Though I did plunk down some cash for a moniker on the information superhighway*. I have my reasons. I bought it so that my personal Git 'Em wouldn't come a'knocking, I used a TESD discount on Hover and it's just common sense to purchase your name. Starting now, I'm a salmon. 

Another N.C.O exists. So, hopefully you think I'm her and not me. 
This site is about fictitious short stories. I type, you read.

*Respect Nam J. P.