It's funny what you have saved to your camera roll.

Tweet #1: "I think the deal with the devil is over and Boston sports are going back to normal. Sign kid is no more and title town is a distance memory". "Distance memory", huh? I disagree both with the word choice and the statement. 

Tweet #2 I'm trying to find the Winter Weekend video where Carrabis crashes the segment. I found a photo: 

I don't have this saved to my camera roll but it's in context to the tweet. Cora being let go in 2020. The nerve of this "reporter" tweeting what he started. Then the following tweet about forgiveness. 

@MSavvy91: They can’t be stopped....Marchy-Bergy-Pasta @NHLBruins fans know it!! ##1NHLLine No questions asked!! Night Night sleep tight!! #keepittight #project91" 3:33 PM - 10 Nov 2018

Hell Yeah.

@_TyAnderson: "On the flip side, Nov. 11 is STAAAAACKED: Patriots at Titans at 1 p.m., Golden Knights at Bruins at 7 p.m., Celtics at Blazers at 9:30 p.m." 12:40 PM - 30 Aug 2018

I liked this tweet back in August. Lord, please allow me to survive tomorrow.

номер один/número uno, a journal/story

Es por eso que eres mi favorito. In other news...

1:58 PM - 30 May 2018 @nadiaoribio

You haven’t lived in HI until u have seen Steven Tyler on a Kaua‘i beach wearing a speedo. No has vivido en HI hasta que hayas visto a Steven Tyler en una playa de Kaua’i vistiendo un speedo. вы не жили на HI, пока не увидели Стивена Тайлера на пляже кауаи, носящего спидометр.

"в спидометре"? бикини?  купальник? Я не знаю, что это за правильное слово.  О, хорошо учись и поправляйся. Я никогда не видел вид на пляж ST. Я думаю, что это довольно зрелище. Бонус, если он is yodeling.

2:09 PM - 30 May 2018 @nadiaoribio

¿Entonces me estás diciendo que no gané una rama #timmyhead firmada? Quería ofrecérselo a Madame Pelé. Значит, ты говоришь мне, что я не выиграл подписанную ветку timmyhead? Я хотел предложить его мадам Пеле. No más.

signed stream of the dark head? "подписанный поток темной головы?" подписанная хоккейная клюшка. Forgive me Goddess... Quería ofrecérselo a Madame Pele.

*****

Insert my wild scenario about offering Madame Pele a hockey stick.

*****

Death by Ted. смерть от ted. No wonder this is my favorite. 

So much more

I will not be angry.
I will not be scared.
I believe in love 
I am loved and I am in love.
Love conquers all.
Love will guide me.

I am thirty-six and have voted in four presidential elections. Three have won the popular vote, one won the electoral vote and became president. One vote was for Nader. If you must know.

I voted for Clinton, I live in a blue state and I am upset. I did my part. I didn't do enough...more later.  

I couldn't sleep on Election Night. The gloom looked like ink running down a page. Feelings do interesting things to humans. I'm busy with work. Grateful that I don't have time to think and feel. I watched stand-up clips. It made me feel better. I listened to Louis C.K., Paul Rodriguez and George Lopez. I listened to talk show hosts Seth Meyers and Stephen Colbert. I listened to a live podcast conducted during Election night - We Watch Wrestling #167. I listened to Renaissance Man Russell Brand on Trews (E372).  

I'm going to knit the longest scarf in history as my protest. I'm protesting sadness. I'm reading a book and I don't understand what is going on. I'm protesting my incompetence concerning poetic fantasy.

This tweet made me laugh:   ‏
@rickygervais 
 Nov 9 (2016) In very sad times, like today, I always find comfort in the fact that we'll all be dead soon & none of this will matter. You're welcome :)

If you are in recovery: Go to a meeting, Go to a meeting, Go to a meeting. Are you feeling sad and anxious? Seek help. You are not alone. The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800-273-8225.

***
You can't copy a tweet about death and then put up the suicide prevention number. Well, I did. Sorry. You can stick this somewhere in the middle.

@pattonoswalt 
 Nov 8 (2016)
What I've learned so far tonight: America is WAAAAAAAAY more sexist than it is racist. And it's pretty fucking racist. #ElectionNight

@BQQuinn 
 Nov 8 (2016)
Man, people really didn't like that new Ghostbusters movie. 

@HillaryClinton 
Nov 9 (2016) 
"To all the little girls watching...never doubt that you are valuable and powerful & deserving of every chance & opportunity in the world." 

*****
Initially I was going to write -
Go F- yourself.
F- this noise.
F- the B.S.*
F- that Puto.**


* A 311 song. 
** Big ups Señor George Lopez.

Instead I put that thing about not being angry and love. I despise swearing so this is a one-time deal.

*****
Find some Joy and radiate it.
I will survive this.

Ode to SD

Rainwater Plumeria

Listening to: "Snow (Hey Oh)", Outside Lands Festival 2013.

Mauro Approves.

Cape Blanco

Five years ago, before the drought, I would use the hose in the backyard to rinse off after surfing. Simple done. Rinse off outside and then take a shower. I now shower with an assortment of plastic containers to collect water, whilst using non-chemical bath products. The stuff you find at a vegan grocery store. Labeled Au naturel with a leaf image boxed in a recycled byproduct. I collect the water and use it for numerous things around the yard. Lawn ripped out replaced with artificial grass and succulents. Using a campfire shower, solar power heating the recycled bath water, I stand in a large plastic bin on top of my wetsuit while holding my board. I would recycle that water again, but something about the toxic LA ocean killed off my milkweed plant.

Take that drought shaming photos. Next I'll be making my own candles.

***
Wasteful, want full
A sheep in dick clothing
California drought rattlesnakes
late night ghosts observe
mocking you with enthusiastic glee
guffawing nonsense about the weather
one - one - two - one - red - black - go
Creerse la última Coca-Cola en el desierto 
water for the angels 
unspeakable terms of limits memory the key 
that time forgot and life got in the way
I know what your dreams are made of
I planted the nightmare there
sandwiched between a hard place and another hard place
left stranded by a tidal wave
Laying by the pool a couple shades darker
pseudo-tropical tanning fix that won't last
following the bright Fall moon from Kona eastward
eyes fixated on the horizon line, not paying attention to the drive home
too busy playing battlefont to deal with Country Club shenanigans
clock ticking, bells ringing
Three Dog Night, may the music never die.

Cubs fans shake their heads
ask will it even happen?
Will it happen in my lifetime?
Theo will you do it again?

***

This happened and made my day.

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I'm tired of my flower photos, too. However I couldn't resist this shot.  I call them my sober roses. It also looks like lettuce to me, but that is neither here nor there.